Monday, March 2, 2009

More wind from fairy wings.

Hello my fellow spawn of starfall. Your gossip fairy is here once more to let you in on all the juiciest gossip in our fair land. I can not say all i write is true, but there really is no smoke without fire.

Our first bit of news comes from a fishy source to say the least. A certain member of our tribe of gypsies might be appearing before the lords of the land on charges of sexual harrasement and indecent exposure. The victim of this awful crime? The perch that lives in the rushes by the darklands. Insiders tell this intrepede reporter " He is taurmatised beyond belief, he rarely goes out now. He told the gypsy (name withheld for legal reasons) I am straight and not into humans, after which the gypsy tried to tickle his fancy."
What will his punishment be stay here friends for updates.

In further news a spate of strange dissapperances have been reported. Items of female under garments have been found to have been stolen while the poor woman bathes at the bath house. Who is this knicker nicker? I for one will be avoiding bathing till he is caught. One bare bottom beauty was repoted to say " it narf put the wind up me I can tell you, litrally it went right up me neithers and It is draughty enough here as it is." keep your multiple eyes and ears open people we need to catch this demented thief.

The new demon ruler, Lord Arkady. Rumours are abound on his new style of leadership. Looked up to many we wait to see if the launchof his new fragrances demonic possesion will be a success or go down in history as a real stinker?

Speaking of demons the exciser was late for a recent meeting, he was said to look disheveled and out of breath when he arrived. An informer has told this sexy reporter he was in a romantic clinche before the meeting with another demons girl, I wonder if there is already trouble in the demons ranks?


And speaking of ranks, on a romantic note a certain vampire called ricard is swapping sides for love! Good luck guys. but, I must say i have witness alot of side swapping going on adding fuel to the fire of inpending war between the fractions.

Remember folks loose lips lose wars but hell they make my job easier!


And finally, royal report coming in. It is rumoured that succubi royality is loose in the land. Why is this we wonder? I hear that a certain princess is hiding here amongst our ranks but who is she?
Again keep yours eyes on me for further news.

Well my lovely spawn if you have gossip you wish not to share remember becareful who you talk near. You never know who the gossip fairy is!

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